Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Magazine Collector
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! You really tryna act like you don't get it? "Issue" has two meanings here. Magazines have *issues*, like, a new one comes out every week or month. But people also have *issues*, like, emotional problems. The joke is that the woman collected so many magazines that you could say she "had issues" in both senses. Get it now, bonehead?