Internet jokes
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Memes
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Donβt do it πΏπ π
I'm dead! πππ
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still canβt defeat cancer!
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
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What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.