Internet jokes
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Donβt do it πΏπ π
Memes
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
I'm dead! πππ
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still canβt defeat cancer!
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now itβs $3.99.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
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