Internet jokes

If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎

If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋

I'm dead! 😂💀💀

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?

There is no difference.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

"I'm lagging."

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

Screw anima!

Oh wait, that's called hentai.

What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

If museums are full of dead things...

Then why aren't there any memes inside them?

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

What kind of mask are you wearing?

An Elon Musk!

How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?

They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"

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Why don't churches have WiFi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.