Internet jokes

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own “website.”

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.

What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

Raped an eight-year-old girl.

Most annoying thing...

When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...

What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?

There is no difference.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

"I'm lagging."

I'm dead! 😂💀💀

Why did Steven Hawking die?

His wife changed the WiFi password.

If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

Screw anima!

Oh wait, that's called hentai.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

If museums are full of dead things...

Then why aren't there any memes inside them?

How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?

They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"