Internet

Internet jokes

Faker

  • "Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

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  • Hitler

  • So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

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  • Yo mama

  • What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

    Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

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  • Pirate

  • What's a pirate's favorite letter?

    (People will then say "r")

    Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

    What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

    Dear sir,

    You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

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  • Paint

  • Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.