Internet jokes
I am on the German website.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Why does this exist?
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
So Mungus.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Dick butt.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Me lol.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
I AGREE WITH EDP.