Internet jokes

So Mungus.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

I AGREE WITH EDP.

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

Dick butt.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.