Internet jokes

Are you Shane Dawson?

Because I can be your pussy.

I am on the German website.

Why does this exist?

What the fluff happened to this website?

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

So Mungus.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

TikTok

Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?

Because he’s always on the webcast.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

I AGREE WITH EDP.

Dick butt.

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.