Internet jokes
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Memes
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
PORNHUB
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
TikTok
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Dick butt.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
I AGREE WITH EDP.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.