Internet

Internet jokes

Everybody

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Man

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

Fraud

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

Orphan

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

Memes

Boy

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

Post

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

Depression

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Orphan

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

Village

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

Whore

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Orphan

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Thanks

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

Gwen

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Girl

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.