Internet Jokes

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

Dick butt.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

Me lol.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

The image shows a split comparison. The top half depicts an elderly woman sitting on a park bench with the text "JOKE SECTION ACTIVITY" above her. The bottom half shows a group of young people surrounding a woman holding a birthday cake with the text "MEME SECTION ACTIVITY" above them.

I AGREE WITH EDP.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.