Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Youtubers say like and subscribe!
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Ballz!
Wanna hear a joke
this site
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
