Internet jokes
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
My brother when he sees a girl.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. Itβs honestly just nasty.
Memes
so unexpected π
Give this post the most likes, please?
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Epic gamer.
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Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I donβt know.
Dumb one: Oh u donβt know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I donβt know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW