Internet jokes

What did mommy spider say to baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web.

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

Give this post the most likes, please?

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

Why don't churches have WiFi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

My brother when he sees a girl.

KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!

Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

Epic gamer.

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