Internet jokes

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

Give this post the most likes, please?

Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

My brother when he sees a girl.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!

Epic gamer.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

What did mommy spider say to baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web.

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.

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