Internet

Internet jokes

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.