What the sigma?
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
What the fluff happened to this website?
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
https://thatsthefinger.com/
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we Watch through
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
