Internet jokes
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
is it tho
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
Toby Fox.
Yeetus.
Orphans can't find the home page.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
She's (DYM 149).
POV: you
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
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Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.