Internet jokes

What does LMAO stand for?

Launching Moms At Orphans.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

Mÿ pp.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the power point/modem.

Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!

Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!

Fans: 😭😭😭

Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.

I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

Why does Technoblade love orphans?

'Cause he can relate to their parents!

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own “website.”

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.