Internet jokes
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Memes
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Mÿ pp.
Ironic that this page is dead.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!