I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Shadow the Hedgehog Callout
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Explain Bear
Listen here, nimrod. This joke is a reference to a cringey pasta where someone gets mad online and makes a rant that's both unhinged and badly written. Jokes like this bank on the fact that you recognize the source material. Considering you find this funny, I'm gonna guess you spend most of your time huffing glue in a dark room.
Sonic311012
IM PISSING ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT