Network jokes
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
What's a furry's favorite news network? Fox!
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
What did I do with the internet?
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What were the webs?