Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still canβt cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still canβt fuck."
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
Fisherman are the best at networking.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
tripadvisor.com
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices and our ISP is a legilimens.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
my wifi must be kobe because it crashed hard
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
PorkChopped
hah got em (i guess)
What were the web?
Stephen hawking lost connection to the WiFi
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi? The local aryan network
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
