Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
What did I do with the internet?
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What were the webs?
Stephen hawking lost connection to the WiFi
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
