Hedgehog jokes

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To get to the other side (suicide).

Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flatmate.

Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To check in on his flat mate.

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

How does the bunny keep his fur neat?

With a hare brush.

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.