Hedgehog jokes

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To get to the other side (suicide).

Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flatmate.

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To check in on his flat mate.

When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.

Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.