Internet jokes
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
Send toe pics lol :)
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Follow me on Twitch at AKA_Benjamin.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.