Internet jokes
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
Jimmylikeskids4
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
The morbid jokes on this site.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Any girls on here?
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
This website!
I have ligma.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.