Orphan's Homepage

Alright, listen up, Elijah, you little goofball. You're trying to be all funny with this 'orphan' joke. See, you think you're clever by using the word 'home' in a way that references both the online page and a place to live. But, like, orphans don't have homes, so they don't have home pages, see? It’s a wordplay, get it?