Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Butt Quack Jokes
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
The butt quack one.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!