Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
To cover their butt quacks.
why do ducks have feathers? *so you don't see their butt*quack* (crack)
how do ducks fart out there butt quack
To cover their butt quacks!
The butt quack one.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!