Butt Quack jokes
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
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Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
The butt quack one.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.