Internet jokes

Guys, go to https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6/hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go-om-cool-maps-my-name-is-xx_robloxgamer420_xx-pleeease-lets-play-rol and read the whole thing because I need people to play with, and everyone is being retarded. Thanks guys, goodbye.

Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

I feel bad for cumming on my turtle.

Why the fuck would I do that? I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn on my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me on the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watched and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead of from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with me I wouldn't feel lonely. Well, I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, I took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forget the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forget what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what I did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.

The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who's hanging around.

Like if you think I'm stupid.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

I have a penis.

How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.

500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.