Internet jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
NONCE
Don't touch my bot.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
20 likes by just cheese.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.