Intelligence jokes

What do you call a smart pig?

A Swinestein.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Why did the blonde run outside naked?

She thought the steam was a gas leak.

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?

Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"

Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"

The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:

"Fire!"

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.

Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.

Class: No one stands up.

Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*

Little Johnny: *stands up.*

Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?

Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.

Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.

If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.