Intelligence jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
What do you call a retard?
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Dumb.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Blondies.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."