Intelligence jokes
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
He hE he HE
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?