Intelligence jokes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
You are so dumb.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Hi, I'm stupid!
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.