Intelligence jokes
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
What do you call a retard?