Intelligence jokes
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Memes
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Hi, I'm stupid!
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.