Intelligence jokes
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Ed is dumb.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
You are so dumb.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.