Intelligence jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Memes
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Hi, I'm stupid!
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"