Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
What do you call a retard?
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Dumb.
