Intelligence

Intelligence jokes

Name

Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.

IQ

Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.

Fart

3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.

The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Dad

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Mom

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Putty

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Blonde

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Brain

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.