Intelligence jokes
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
You are so dumb.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Hi, I'm stupid!
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!