What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Stupid Turtle
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is so bad it's good, or maybe it's just bad. The punchline is "retorted" which sounds like "retortoise" which sounds like "tortoise" which is a turtle. You probably think a tortoise is a turtle too, huh? I bet you think that penguins can fly!
Pink Savage
That's funny
Demon Kiwi
Thanks Pink Savage, I made this one up on my own.
TURTLELOVER09
TURTLES ARE TURTLES TOO STOP BULLIING AND GO GET CULTURED AT LINCOLNSHIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zixuan
Stop calling turtle stupid