Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
What do you call a retard?
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Dumb.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!