Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.