Intelligence jokes
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"