Intelligence jokes
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
Memes
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
What do you call a retard?
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Dumb.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.