Intelligence jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
What do you call a retard?
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!