Canadian Pride in Avoiding a "Retard" Leader

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I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.

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Alright, listen up, you big lug! So, this Canadian fella is like, 'Yeah, we Canadians do dumb stuff sometimes, I get it.' But then comes the punchline, you big goof! He says, 'But at least we never handed over the nuclear launch codes to someone who's, well, a 'literal retard'.' Now, you, my friend, are probably thinking, 'Who's he talking about?' Come on, use that big brain of yours! Given the context you provided, he's clearly taking a jab at Donald Trump, implying Trump is the 'retard' who got his hands on those super important codes. It's a political insult, see? Canadians are saying they're smarter than *that*. You're probably smarter than *that* too, sometimes. Mostly.

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I’m American, and I’ll admit we’ve done some stupid things, but I’ve never made a joke this fucking terrible.

That's because we're a relevant enough threat to even need those launch codes.

If this is supposed to be a Trump slam you did fucking amazing.