Intelligence jokes

What do you call a retard?

"Kahin."

Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.

Toilet paper fight hat.

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.

I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

Ed is dumb.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You are so dumb.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Stephen Hawking = dead smart.

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.

Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!