Intelligence jokes
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Ed is dumb.