Intelligence jokes

I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

Ed is dumb.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

You are so dumb.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Stephen Hawking = dead smart.

Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?

His dribble.