Intelligence

Intelligence jokes

Mama

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Mama

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Mamma

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Mom

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Sister

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Hater

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Blonde

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

Momma

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Friend

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.

IQ

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.