Intelligence jokes

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.

Wanna hear the car joke?

Nah, it's too fast for you.

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

What do you call a retard?

"Kahin."

Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.

Toilet paper fight hat.

Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

Ed is dumb.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.