Intelligence jokes
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.