Intelligence jokes

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?

Dumb.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?

Answer: Your brain.

What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?

No one is smart. I am smart.

Dumb.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Me: I'm retarded.

Teacher: Why?

Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.