Intelligence jokes
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.