Intelligence jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Why do asses make terrible spies?

Because they always CRACK under pressure.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

Louie's IQ.

Stephen Hawking is intelligent.

He is not as green as he is cabbage.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

1+1? Too hard.

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"