Intelligence jokes
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
My brother truly is a numbskull.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!