Intelligence Jokes

3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.

The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂

Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.

Son, we are geniuses!

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Stephen Hawking is intelligent.

He is not as green as he is cabbage.

What is a kid who loves school?

A smart kid.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?

Leg day.

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.