Intelligence jokes

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

You are so dumb.

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.

And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.

What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?

"Gene-ious!"

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.

If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

God, I miss Stephen Hawking.

He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.

Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.