Intelligence jokes

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?

Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Why did my brother cross the road?

Because he was looking for his brain.

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

Person 1: How smart are you?

Person 2: Really smart.

Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?

Person 2: 1 ghost is left.

Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?

I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?

With a degree!

So three retards walk into a classroom...

Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.

Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.

Wanna hear the car joke?

Nah, it's too fast for you.

What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.