Intelligence jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?

Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

My brother truly is a numbskull.

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?

I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?

With a degree!

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

*Silence*

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

So three retards walk into a classroom...

Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.

Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.

Wanna hear the car joke?

Nah, it's too fast for you.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.