Intelligence jokes
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
My brother truly is a numbskull.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.