Intelligence

Intelligence jokes

Momma

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Mum

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

Handicap

Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.

Egg

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

Force

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

Dad

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

Grandpa

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

Mama

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Mama

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Mamma

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.