Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Intelligence Jokes
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Ed is dumb.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
You are so dumb.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
