Intelligence jokes
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Ed is dumb.