INS jokes
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
HK fans get only
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.