INS jokes

Charger: Yo, Phone.

Phone: Yeah?

Charger: Can I plug all in you?

Phone: Ayooo!

Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

What is the most common theme in Africa?

Starvation.

People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!

Iceberg: Hold my beer.

What thing can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

You and Jason in your bed.

"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"

Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.

How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope they hung themself in...

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

What begins in F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?

A wee hard man.

What is the poorest country in the world?

Poortugal...

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

What do you call a taco in bed?

Es(tá co)stado.