INS jokes
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
idk
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.