INS jokes
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.