How do trees get online? – They just log in.

I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace

[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes…? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH

what did steven hawking say when he died

I’m logging out

How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password

How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!

how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out

How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out

The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? – The Captain’s Log.

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”

My dad said I should look if I could move a log well he had to go get milk

I left Twitter for a while and when I tried to log back in I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter. Sadly my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I’m on my alt, shame on you Penaldo!

i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy’s dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your’s 🤣

One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

How does he go for a poo? He Logs out

how do trees find each other, they log-ate!

Gwen: Prince they told me you’d be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing…BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!!!

Gwen: Sorry…BUT…I have a life to live now I’m logging of this site and going to watch some tv I’ll be back in 1 hour but we are done…DONE…DONE

what were stephen hawkings last words

the windows XP log out sound

Why did Stephen hawking die when he logged onto Facebook…

It took all his info