Puns

Anonymous

How do trees get online? – They just log in.

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Puns

Anonymous

I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.

Sound

Anonymous

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

Dream

Ray

I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace

God

(Optional)

[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes…? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH

Die

Anonymous

what did steven hawking say when he died

I’m logging out

Die

Ellis

How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password

Puns

W.H.

How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.

Sleep

Gwen

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!

Toilet

AnonymousGuy

how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out

Stevens

Feeeeessh

How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out

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Twin Towers

Jaxon Edghill

The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log

Star Trek

Anonymous

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? – The Captain’s Log.

Star Trek

USSR Soldier

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”

Offensive

Anonymous

My dad said I should look if I could move a log well he had to go get milk

Penaldo

Misstiano Penaldo

I left Twitter for a while and when I tried to log back in I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter. Sadly my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I’m on my alt, shame on you Penaldo!

Puns

Anonymous

i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.

Girl

Anonymous

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy’s dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your’s 🤣

Computer

Anonymous

One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

Poo

Anonymous

How does he go for a poo? He Logs out

Tree

funnierthanthefunniest

how do trees find each other, they log-ate!

Prince

HAHA!!

Gwen: Prince they told me you’d be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing…BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!!!

Gwen: Sorry…BUT…I have a life to live now I’m logging of this site and going to watch some tv I’ll be back in 1 hour but we are done…DONE…DONE

Sound

Anonymous

what were stephen hawkings last words

the windows XP log out sound

Die

Sarahah

Why did Stephen hawking die when he logged onto Facebook…

It took all his info