Log Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.

Anonymous
in Puns

How do trees get online? – They just log in.

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Anonymous

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

(Optional)
in God

[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes…? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH

Ray
in Dream

I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace

Anonymous

what did steven hawking say when he died

I’m logging out

W.H.
in Puns

How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.

Anonymous

What’s the difference between paul walker’s car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.

in Tree

How does a tree access the internet? By logging in and branching out!

Gwen

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!

in Yo mama

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

Ellis

How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password

Anonymous
in Star Trek

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? – The Captain’s Log.

Feeeeessh

How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out

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AnonymousGuy

how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out

USSR Soldier
in Star Trek

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”

Anonymous

why did stephen hawking die ? he couldnt log in

candis...

what happens when steaven hawkins wakes up from his sleep?

‘log in’

Jaxon Edghill

The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log

Misstiano Penaldo
in Penaldo

I left Twitter for a while and when I tried to log back in I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter. Sadly my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I’m on my alt, shame on you Penaldo!