What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

How do trees get online? – They just log in.

I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.

what did steven hawking say when he died

I’m logging out

I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace

How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.

[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes…? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH

how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out

How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? – The Captain’s Log.

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”

How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password

how do trees find each other, they log-ate!

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy’s dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your’s 🤣

One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

Why did Stephen hawking die when he logged onto Facebook…

It took all his info

i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.

How does he go for a poo? He Logs out

what were stephen hawkings last words

the windows XP log out sound