Log jokes

I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.

I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

How did Steven Hawking die?

He forgot his log on password.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?

"Log in."

The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?

The captain's log.

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?

The Captain's Log.

How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.

How do trees find each other? They log-ate!

[god creating alligators]

God: See that log?

Angel: Yes...?

God: Now fill it with teeth.

Angel: Say again?

God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

How does a tree get online? They log in.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.

One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.