I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Log Jokes
How do trees get online? – They just log in.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words?
The windows xp log out sound
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes…? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace
what did steven hawking say when he died
I’m logging out
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
What’s the difference between paul walker’s car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.
How does a tree access the internet? By logging in and branching out!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!
How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? – The Captain’s Log.
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”
why did stephen hawking die ? he couldnt log in
what happens when steaven hawkins wakes up from his sleep?
‘log in’
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
I left Twitter for a while and when I tried to log back in I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter. Sadly my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I’m on my alt, shame on you Penaldo!