I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
I slept like a log last night.......woke up in the fireplace
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers. /{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log\ Thank you, -Connor
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!
How does a tree access the internet? By logging in and branching out!
How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, βHello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
ur mom loves to eat logs lmao
what happens when steaven hawkins wakes up from his sleep?
'log in'
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
My dad said I should look if I could move a log well he had to go get milk
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What's the difference between paul walker's car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.
i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
