I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, βHello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
why did stephen hawking die ? he couldnt log in
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
