Log Jokes

in Puns

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

in Puns

I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.


What was Steven Hawking's last words?

The windows xp log out sound


what did steven hawking say when he died

I'm logging out


What's the difference between paul walker's car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.

in Dream

I slept like a log last night.......woke up in the fireplace

in God

[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH

in Puns

How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.

/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\


Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!

in Tree

How does a tree access the internet? By logging in and branching out!

in Yo mama

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

ur mom

ur mom loves to eat logs lmao


How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password

in Star Trek

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.


How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out


how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out


why did stephen hawking die ? he couldnt log in