Windows

Anonymous

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

Puns

Anonymous

How do trees get online? – They just log in.

Puns

Anonymous

I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.

Die

Anonymous

what did steven hawking say when he died

I’m logging out

Night

Ray

I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace

Puns

W.H.

How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.

Angel

(Optional)

[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes…? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH

Toilet

AnonymousGuy

how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out

Stevens

Feeeeessh

How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out

Toilet

Anonymous

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? – The Captain’s Log.

Toilet

USSR Soldier

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”

Die

Ellis

How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password

Tree

funnierthanthefunniest

how do trees find each other, they log-ate!

Girl

Anonymous

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy’s dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your’s 🤣

Computer

Anonymous

One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

Die

Sarahah

Why did Stephen hawking die when he logged onto Facebook…

It took all his info

Puns

Anonymous

i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.

Log

Anonymous

How does he go for a poo? He Logs out

Windows

Anonymous

what were stephen hawkings last words

the windows XP log out sound

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