INS jokes

Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

Like if you are in high school and miss school!

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.

I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?

Vat-I-cans!

How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.

Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.

It runs in our jeans.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.

What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.

Which category is glory in?

Cats.

Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.

You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.

But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"

The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."

This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.