INS jokes
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
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iTs CoRn!
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
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Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...