INS jokes
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣