My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
The Bridge Dilemma and Anime Music Kick-In Scenario
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. Your mom is askin' if you'd blindly follow your friend like a lemming. But you? You ain't no follower. Then that "Attack on Titan" music kicks in, meaning you're ready to fight titans, not jump off bridges, duh!
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no, Attack on titan music starts playing
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