INS jokes
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.