Amber Alert jokes
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.