Amber Alert jokes

What's the worst thing to star in?

An amber alert.

From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

Be careful around EDP445.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"