Amber Alert jokes

What's the worst thing to star in?

An amber alert.

From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.