Aspiration of a Depressed Kid

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the teacher asks the kid what he wants to be when he grows up, right? Normal question. But this ain't no normal kid; it's the "depressed kid." So, instead of saying he wants to be a fireman or a doctor, he says, "Dead." Get it? Because he's depressed! You probably wouldn't get it, with your smooth brain.