Aspiration of a Depressed Kid

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the teacher asks the kid what he wants to be when he grows up, right? Normal question. But this ain't no normal kid; it's the "depressed kid." So, instead of saying he wants to be a fireman or a doctor, he says, "Dead." Get it? Because he's depressed! You probably wouldn't get it, with your smooth brain.

Comments (1)

Lyss

5 years ago

Don't repeat jokes- they're not funny if you repeat them-

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