Mary Poppins jokes

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?

*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.

The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”