Mary Poppins jokes

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?

*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"

Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB