Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins jokes

Rock Bottom

    • Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

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    • Wind

    • What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?

    *Mary Poppins seen falling in background*

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    • Restaurant

    • Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

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