Mary Poppins jokes
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.