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Humpty Dumpty Identity

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#showerthoughts
4 years ago ·
  • Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

  • 1
    • Nursery Rhyme
    • Egg
    • Wall
    • Crack
    • Children
    • Fall

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. You know Humpty Dumpty, right? Well, the poem never actually calls him an egg! I know, right? Mind-blowing! Now, go back to playing with your blocks, genius.

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