INS jokes
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.