INS jokes
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.