INS jokes

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

What is the most common crime in Asia?

Identity fraud.

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

What do you call field day in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...

"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"

I heard there was a kidnapping.

Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.

It was his father's friend who was a priest.

He was just bringing him to church.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?

TIMMAHHHH!

I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Half of it. 🐛

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.

Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”

Because it stands for family.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Hang in there, you all, Literally.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.