INS jokes

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!

Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?

Batman: A dick.

Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?

They wanted some family time.

Why can't people in Africa have medicine?

Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.

Where do you buy cows in bulk?

At the stock market.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?

An Autobot.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.