Dropout jokes

What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?

They crash and burn.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.

Why do orphans hate dodgeball?

Because nobody misses them.