INS jokes
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.