INS jokes
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!