Quickest way to the hospital

  • Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius! The joke is that the "quickest way to the hospital" is to get injured by standing in the road. Which is, like, super dangerous. You probably do that already, don't you?

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