What does a spy do when he's cold? He goes under cover.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
What does the Cow say to the spy? Are you udder cover
I spy with my little eye..
-noting Iam blind-
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
katie Price's answer for everything is darkness. She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What’s Hellen Kellers favorite game as a kid I spy
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er!
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096? The Spy Guy!
ur mom is spy <3 just like in bed
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure
ur mommas so fat that when she became a spy here codename was oobese
Yo mama so fat, when she was a spy she was called double obese
What was Helen Keller favorite game when she was a kid I spy
