Spy jokes
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
What does a spy do when he's cold?
He goes under cover.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Brutha was caught lacking
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.