Spy

Spy jokes

Eye

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

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  • Memes

    Chat

    Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

    Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

    Stranger 1: You can't!

    Stranger 2: You can.

    Stranger 3: How?

    Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

    Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

    Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

    Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

    (The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

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  • Inflation

    President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

    Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

    President

    A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

    And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

    Martini

    James Bond: Vodka martini.

    Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

    James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

    Momma

    Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

    Ass

    Why do asses make terrible spies?

    Because they always CRACK under pressure.

    Game

    What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

    I spy.