What does a spy do when he's cold? He goes under cover.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
What does the Cow say to the spy? Are you udder cover
What’s Hellen Kellers favorite game as a kid I spy
I spy with my little eye..
-noting Iam blind-
A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.
Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: you can't!
Stranger 2: you can
Stranger 3: how?
Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.
Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters
Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let's try this experi-
(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096? The Spy Guy!
James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07
ur mom is spy <3 just like in bed
whats a whale's favorite James Bond movie? liscence to krill
ur mommas so fat that when she became a spy here codename was oobese
What was Helen Keller favorite game when she was a kid I spy
Yo mama so fat, when she was a spy she was called double obese
kobe played i spy and he said i spy a mountain
