My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Gun Mishap
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. The kid ignored their dad, played with a gun, and accidentally shot themselves. Now they're pushing up daisies in heaven because they didn't listen. You see, guns aren't toys, and sometimes, the best advice comes from your parents, even if they're just trying to keep you from becoming worm food. And YOU probably do not listen to anyone, do you?