INS jokes
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
Why Bing is Superior tbh
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.