INS jokes
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a car in my garage.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!