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Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
A man goes to a doctor and says he's having problems shitting, so the doctor gives him an enema and says he needs to do it a few times at home, but does the first one for him. So the guy bends over the table, lubes him up, and shoves it deep in him, and he yells.
So later, the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enema. So he bends over, she lubes him up, puts a hand on his shoulder, and she shoves it up there, and he starts screaming and cussing, and the wife asks, "Did I hurt you?" He said, "No, I just realized when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Your hairline is in a different area code.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.