Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Grizzly Bear Carpet by Chuck Norris
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You see, Chuck Norris is so damn tough, even a grizzly bear is scared shitless of him. So, instead of being a fierce predator, it's now a wimpy rug in his room. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?
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