Jeffery Epstein jokes
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.