Jeffery Epstein jokes

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.

Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?

At least Hitler killed himself.

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!