Im jokes

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"

I'm dead inside.

Holy cow!

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

I'm about to cum!

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

I’m a paki nonse.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?