What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Paki curry is shit.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
I’m a paki nonse.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Most pakis are disabled.
