Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Paki Jokes
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Paki curry is shit.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
I’m a paki nonse.
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Most pakis are disabled.