Mad Cow Relief

  • Holy cow!

    A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

    “Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. So, these cows are chatting, right? One asks about mad cow disease, which is a real, nasty thing that makes cows act loopy. The other cow is all, "I'm glad I'm a penguin!" because penguins can't get mad cow disease. Get it? I didn't think so, dummy.

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