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Spring

    • These two guys were texting each other.

    Guy 1: How are you?

    Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

    Guy 1: ???

    Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

    Jail

    • I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

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    Orphan

    • "Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

    "Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

    3 Years Later,

    "I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

    Hairline

    • I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

    Birthday

    • My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

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    Rabbit

    • What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

    Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

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    Height

    • I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

    And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

    Sex

    • My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

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